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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

whats brown and sticky? shit

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

A black guy gets a job...

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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