How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

F? No k

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Dyslexics have more nuf!

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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