My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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girls lacrosse

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Knock Knock Come in.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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