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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

The Game.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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