What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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these are shit

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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