A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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