If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Nickelback

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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