Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Women's rights

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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