An Asian man fails a math test

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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just in time?

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speech and debate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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