- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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