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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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