How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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purple pickles

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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poopoo

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kkk

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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boo

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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