- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

This is not a joke

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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