roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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