- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

This is not a joke

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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