After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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this is not a joke. jks

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Anti Joke

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