What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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religion

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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A man... walks.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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