- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Why did the

Robin, get in the car!

Ken wins!

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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