- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Knock knock ... No ones home

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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