- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Hitler

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

The EPA.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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