- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

What's the deal with brown?

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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