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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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