- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

all your base are belong to mark

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Women have the right to vote.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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