yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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knock knock. come in.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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You're*

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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Anti Joke

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