A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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