- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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