Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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