What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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