- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Woman rights.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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