What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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alert("Hello");

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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