- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

my wife came out of the kitchen....

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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