Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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