What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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