What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Keanu Reaves

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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