What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Women's Rights

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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