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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Why did the book disappear?

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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