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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Okay, one second.

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

civil rights

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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