What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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Anti Joke

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