Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

... i forgot the joke :p

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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