Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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