- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

What you reading? reading?

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Darude- Sandstorm

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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