- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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