A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

What you reading? reading?

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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