A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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lipstick pig

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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