what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

try slamming a revolving door

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

A baby seal walks into a club

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

a pornstar comes early to a party

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

whats chinese noodles

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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