What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

Neither have I

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Women's rights

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

why was the boy sad? because.

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