- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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