How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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Women's rights

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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why was the boy sad? because.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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