What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Health food.

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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