- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Why are they the "living" daylights?

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

I am a joke. I am funny.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

i lost the game

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

meh

Hitler

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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