- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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