- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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