- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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