Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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