Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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whats black and white? a zebra

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Anti Joke

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