I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

butt sex

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

hi bye

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

shauns beautiful

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

you lose.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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