Two Irish men walks out of a bar

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

My parents died!

a fish swimming in the water swims

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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