- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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