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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

brian mcgee is gay!

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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