A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

your mom

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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