there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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LIFE :(

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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Health food.

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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