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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

brian mcgee is gay!

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

A baby seal walks into a club

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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