- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

A man sat on a chair

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

My penis is big... not.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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