Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Butt poop.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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