"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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NEVER

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Butt poop.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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