- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

tims sty:)

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

i have two hands.

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Yo mama's fat.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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