A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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you are a åsshole :)

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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your life

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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