What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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what?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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