Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Why was the woman?

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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