- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Hitler

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

A man... walks.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

run farther?

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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