What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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hi bye

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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you lose.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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butt sex

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Anti Joke

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