- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

i dont like chris

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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