Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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