How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Anti Joke

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