I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Lil' Wayne

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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girls lacrosse

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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