So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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Autism speaks but not really

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Donald Trump

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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My kids are mistakes.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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A man killed himself.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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