Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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An English man walks into a pub.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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U mad?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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