How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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