- Anti Joke

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side