Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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I can count to potato.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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