Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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Women's rights

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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raisin boogers

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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OIO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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