Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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