I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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kcuf read it backwards

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Wigan.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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hi

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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soccer

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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men's rights.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Anti Joke

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