- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

Caroline Kelly.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

r u smart..... or ur black

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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