man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

david what a baghead

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

bacon

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

96

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Hillary Clinton

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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