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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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