How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

lol a man is drowning

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

Why did it die Nothing died

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

im @ work, LOL.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...