How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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u jelly?

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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Pull my finger ouch..

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Trashcan!

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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