What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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