- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

men, men like men= men+bed

u jelly?

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Pull my finger ouch..

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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