- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

Testicles.

Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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