What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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