How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

hi will

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Has u seen my grammar?

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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