- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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