- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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