An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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