- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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