How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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