What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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I agree

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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split your ass cheek

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