What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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what is a bracket? a bracket

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

josh roberts got the d in geog

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A man walks into a bar.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

If you were a cactus, why?

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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