A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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