Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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