There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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canaan and mallory

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Potato!

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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