How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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What's funnier than 68 69

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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