- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

lol a man is drowning

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