What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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I was born.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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