Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

Nuneaton..

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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