Your grandma's cookies.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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The Christian Bible.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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anti jokes are for fags

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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