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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

A man sat on a chair

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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