- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

FUCK THE JEWS

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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