- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Where are you going Your house

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

There's my tractor.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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