- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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