What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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