Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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anti jokes are for fags

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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School

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hey

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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i am and me is i

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Welcome to die!

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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