- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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