Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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