- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Nicolas Cage

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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