- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Ask me if im a tree? No

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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