Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Agent 47.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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A black man in a country bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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whats long and green? weed

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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