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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Lets go Yankees

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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