Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Nickelback

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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