I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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Justin Beiber

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This joke is funny

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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