- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A man walks into a bar

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

Women's rights

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

penis

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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