Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Your Mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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