- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lil' Wayne

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

What you reading? reading?

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Butt poop.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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