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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

a man is running away

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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