What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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