- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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