What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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fruit salad?

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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