- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

What did the peanut say to the jelly

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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