theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Flop dog

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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WEED!

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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