- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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