- Anti Joke

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?