- Anti Joke

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

How old are you? 20

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you