Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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